you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
