I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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