Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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