Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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