You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
