We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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