Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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