my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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