gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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