quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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