Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
