what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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