mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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