Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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