So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Boobs speak an international language.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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