so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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