Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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