Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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