You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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