ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
