I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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