you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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