So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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