I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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