What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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