i permit you to call me
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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