Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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