quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
its liver damage thursday
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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