just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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