Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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