yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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