You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
