I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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