Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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