Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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