whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
