its not stalking. its research.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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