She announced her abortion via fbk
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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