I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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