Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The power of my boobs compel you
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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