She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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