Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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