fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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