you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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