So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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