I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sorry about my life...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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