Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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