Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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