Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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