One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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