It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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